Feb/100
Minister Billy Graham
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The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, “If you’ll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven.”
“I don’t think I’ll be there,” the boy said. “You don’t even know your way to the post office.”
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Feb/100
You might be a redneck if 32
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You might be a redneck if…
Your wife gets a hunting license so you can tag your second buck.
You have all the “Dukes of Hazzard” episodes on tape.
You can give a summary of all the “Dukes of Hazzard” episodes.
You think that Roe v. Wade is a decision you make when crossing the creek.
It takes you and 31 others in the same room to show off a full set of teeth.
You’ve ever stood outside a K-mart for more than an hour arguing with the manager about the shirt and shoes law.
You’ve ever gone Christmas shopping at the dollar store.
You’ve ever shoplifted Spam.
You don’t understand why Bo and Luke never tried to get it on with Daisy.
Your son has ever stolen disected frogs from Biology class so that your family won’t go hungry.
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Feb/100
Robert Schmidt 05
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Droughts are because God didn’t pay his water bill.
Is “tired old cliche” one?
if you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
The sign said “eight items or less”. So I changed my name to Les.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, “what for?”
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
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Feb/100
Worries about early morning jogs
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The Secret Service has been worried by Bill Clinton’s practice of taking early morning jogs. They got a real scare the other day when somebody threw a beer at the president. Fortunately, it turned out to have been a draft, and Clinton was able to dodge it.
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Feb/100
Funny Wedding Dresses
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Check out these funny yet strange wedding dresses.
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Feb/100
The Diaper
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One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands.
The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.
The father did everything he could think of doing, but the baby wouldn’t stop crying.
Finally, the dad got so worried that he decided to take the infant to the doctor.
After the doctor listened to the father relate all that he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby’s ears, chest and then down to the diaper area.
When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full.
“Here’s the problem”, the Dr. said, “He needs to be changed!”
The father was very perplexed, “But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!”
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Feb/100
Knock Knock Christmas
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Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
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Feb/100
Perfect Put Downs
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Sorry but you seem to mistaking me for someone who is interested
in what you are saying.
Here’s some money (hand it to the jerk) go call somebody who
cares.
I’d sue my parents if I had a face like yours.
God do you need a special licence to be so ugly?
You smell of piss.
Did you style your hair like that on perpose?
Is that your head or did your neck thow-up?
God your ugly…..oh shit did i say that out loud?
I don’t mean to be rude but could you please fuck off.
Could you stand back a little your breath is scourching my
make-up.
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Feb/100
I’m gaining weight doctor
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Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?
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Feb/100
Are you talking to me?
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
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Feb/100
The computer user’s reboot poem
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Don’t you wish when life is bad
and things just don’t compute,
That all we really had to do
was stop and hit reboot?
Things would all turn out ok,
life could be so sweet
If we had those special keys
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
Your boss is mad, your bills not paid,
your wife, well she’s just mute
Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
that make it all reboot
You’d like to have another job
but you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start a new,
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
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Feb/100
If you think…
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If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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Feb/100
Bragging about Japan
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There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!”
There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”
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Feb/100
Funny Wedding Cakes
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Here are some funny and humorous wedding cakes.
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Jan/100
Eyelids
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Your Momma’s so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
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